Men want 20% while they have a good 80% at home already..... Then when they have that 20% after leaving 80% out to blow away in the wind, they realize 80% was the best/closest to 100% they will ever have been.... well guess what, its too damn late.
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Eating
Eating has become a luxury. If I have time to sneak behind my sweetie in her swinger to get to the kitchen, I'm lucky.
I am usually struggling to get a bite in here or there as the day progresses. When I get my one hour of gym time in the evening I'm starving. Ugh. You single moms know that feeling. Gym or grab some food? LOL. Hopefully gym wins.
Xoxo love you women! We are a new breed!
Monday, March 14, 2011
Tag Renewal
Could someone please remind me to renew through mail next time.
I believe I'm number one hundred and nine in this take-a-number sweat box.
However, shot out to the officer who let me slide and make it to this sweat box before leaving town where God only knows I would have been stopped by a FHP and given a $300 ticket.
Thank-you PPD!
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Shopping Out Of Town
So today was my first trip shopping out of town with my 4month old.
Whoa is all I can say.
I packed plenty of things and figured, hmm I will never use all of this. 4 bottles, 2 apple juices, 4 burp cloths, 3 blankets, 2 pacis, 1 dirty outfit, & 3 bibs later I realized it takes a small arsenal in the diaper bag to be prepared for what these little creatures consume!
At the end of the day, I must say as a previous onlooker to the mothering sport, shopping is just not shopping anymore when you have an infant, it becomes a special technique that takes months to perfect. The one armed stroller push combined with the one armed carry and the hanging clothing on the way down tiny aisles making it to the fitting room takes GREAT skill.
At the end of the day, I couldn't imagine my shopping days ahead without my little Diva because she made the day more interesting than ever before when all I had to worry about was which line to check out!
Whoa is all I can say.
I packed plenty of things and figured, hmm I will never use all of this. 4 bottles, 2 apple juices, 4 burp cloths, 3 blankets, 2 pacis, 1 dirty outfit, & 3 bibs later I realized it takes a small arsenal in the diaper bag to be prepared for what these little creatures consume!
At the end of the day, I must say as a previous onlooker to the mothering sport, shopping is just not shopping anymore when you have an infant, it becomes a special technique that takes months to perfect. The one armed stroller push combined with the one armed carry and the hanging clothing on the way down tiny aisles making it to the fitting room takes GREAT skill.
At the end of the day, I couldn't imagine my shopping days ahead without my little Diva because she made the day more interesting than ever before when all I had to worry about was which line to check out!
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
STS (Small Town Syndrome)
STS (n): Better known as Small Town Syndrome, a place not mentioned or known when mentioned. See 32177.
Gourmet Coffee- Dunkins
Shopping Mall- Super Walmart Center
Cultural Event- Hogwaller
Famous Landmarks Where ALL Weddings, Events, & Happenings Take Place- Ravine State Gardens & The Rodman House
What You See On A Tuesday Night- A minivan pulling out of Dean's Liquors.
Gourmet Coffee- Dunkins
Shopping Mall- Super Walmart Center
Cultural Event- Hogwaller
Famous Landmarks Where ALL Weddings, Events, & Happenings Take Place- Ravine State Gardens & The Rodman House
What You See On A Tuesday Night- A minivan pulling out of Dean's Liquors.
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